Tuesday, December 20, 2005

My Top 5 Gwapas and Gwapos 2005, Part 5:



O, heto na ang pinakahihintay nating lahat, ang aking #1 gwapa and gwapo for 2005. very deserving ang aking #1 Gwapa and Gwapo. Not only do they showcase their uber-good looking faces, but they have the true essence of Gwapo and Gwapa-ness. That is their overflowing sex appeal, talent, and persona. So here we are folks, my #1's:

GWAPO NUMBER 1: PIOLO PASCUAL

Una kong napanood itong si Piolo sa MILAN. Ay, tita, sya lang ang Pinoy na artista, I mean, SYA lang ha, ang nakapagpaluha sakin. Alam nyo naman ako, tough ako eh. Hindi ako umiiyak kung pelikula lang ang pag-uusapan, pero napaiyak ako nitong si Piolo. Grabe.

Heto pa, andaming rumours akong naririnig na kesyo bading daw itong si Piolo. Ang sagot ko naman eh, OH, EH ANO NGAYON??? I don't care kung totoo man o hindi ang rumours na iyan. Kung halimbawa ngang bading si Piolo eh, will it change anything? So kung bading nga siya eh, hindi na sya gwapo? Hindi na sya magaling umarte? Will it make him less of an actor? Ang sagot ko jan eh, "GO FUCK YOURSELVES!" Mga wala kayong magawa sa buhay at pati personal na buhay ni Piolo eh pinakikialaman nyo. Galit ako sa mga mga taong nakikialam sa personal na buhay ng mga artista eh.

Heto ang reasons kung bakit sya ang #1 ko.

BAKKEETT???

1. Uber-expressive eyes. Hay josko, natutunaw akong parang kandila pag nagsimula ng mag-expres thru his eyes itong si Piolo. Talagang ito ang kanyang greatest asset.
2. For me, sya ang the best Pinoy actor of the 21st century. Wala ng gagaling pa sa kanya. Hellooo??? Naka-grand slam na sya ano?
3. Ang sexy ng beywang nya!
4. Actor, singer, model... what's next?
5. Ang jaws nya day, machong-macho! His face is meant to grace magazines and print-ads!
6. He has that boyish charm. Gusto mo syang ipaghele!
7. He has that clean, innocent look.

GWAPA NUMBER 1: JOYCE JIMENEZ

BAKKEETT???

1. When you look at "sex appeal" in my dictionary, it's synonymous to Joyce Jimenez
2. She has that vixen, seductress look
3. She's more than a pretty face, she has her own line of lingerie, and she goes to school in Australia to further her business career
4. Kung lalaki kang may asawa eh tyak na mangangaliwa ka with your first look at her
5. Kung babae eh, magkakaroon ka ng identiy crisis dahil sa sobrang crush mo sa kanya
6. Kayumangging kaligatan! Filipinang-filipina!
7. She has that aura around her that draws you in
8. Parang magnet ang personality nya!

# posted by Willow : 9:21 AM
Comments:
Si Joyce Jimenez pala yung nandun sa photo. Akala ko yung bagong teen star na si Roxan.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:10 PM
 
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