Monday, January 22, 2007

Pa-siyam


Pa-siyam Film/Movie Review
2004
Directed by: Erik Matti
Written by: Dwight Gaston
Genre: Horror / Drama / Mystery

CAST:

Roderick Paulate .... Nilo
Cherry Pie Picache
Aubrey Miles .... Ruth
Maricar De Mesa
Yul Servo
Ana Capri
Jaime Fabregas .... Father Ben
Cristine Reyes
Lui Manansala
Ermie Concepcion
Dexter Doria
Crispin Pineda

Hello dear fans!!! Kumusta ang weekend nyo? Ay josko, dito sa isla namin ay talaga namang titigil ang puso mo sa lamig. Dapat dito gawin ang cryogenics laboratory eh.

PLOT:

Pa-siyam is a tradition gone bad for this family. A bunch of siblings saw each other again after a very long time. Sadly, it's for the death of their mother. While at the house, a lot of strange things have been happening. Waking up with shit everywhere, blood on the floor, pee on the stairs... With all the mystery that has been happening, they consulted the help of an ispiritista and they learned who really killed their mother.

Pers op ol, hindi na ako magpapaligoy-ligoy pa, utang na loob, wag kang magkakamaling panoorin ang pelikulang ito. Oh, my gulay, this is not a horror film, this is a fucking HORRIBLE film! This has gotta be the most boring, most slow paced, most stupid pinoy film that I have ever watched. Seriously, kung hindi lang dahil saking mga dear fans na umaaasa, hindi ko tatapusin ang pelikulang ito. 1.5 hours to the movie, tsaka lang nagkaroon ng mga "kababalaghan" sa pelikula.

Ay naku, nakalbo talaga ang kili-kili ko sa panonood nito dahil sa boredom. Super-bagal ang pelikula at andaming scenes na hindi naman kelangan sa film. Dapat ni-edit ito. This is a 15-minute film that stretched into a 2-hour film.

Tapos, yun pala, yung ispiritista lang ang makakapagpaliwanag ng lahat, which is super-impossible. Oh, my god talaga. Halo-halo at walang patutunguhan ang mga scenes dito.

Seriously, mangiyak-ngiyak na talaga ako sa kapapanood dito. Gusto ko ng pasabugin ang DVD player dahil sa inis. Talaga namang pagkatapos ng pelikula eh itinapon ko sa kalsada ang PA-siyam DVD at sinagasaan ko ng kotse ng paulit-ulit. Yes dear fans, that is how horrible this film is.

I can't believe that the same guy who directed EXODUS directed this crap. The only saving grace of this film is Aubrey Miles' acting, pero that alone is not worth buying this DVD for.

My verdict for this film? Tumataginting na itlog (Zero) Utot. This is a badly-directed, badly-edited film. Pero on the good side, panoorin mo sya sa lenten season, dahil yung agony na mararamdaman mo sa panonood ng film nito eh parang ipinako ka na rin sa krus.

# posted by Willow : 6:17 AM
Comments:
buwakanabits ka talaga WILLO. . . HANGTAGAL MONG NAWALA. heniwey, so good to see yu BAK.

natawa talaga ako don sa entry mo about XMEN . . . dating lalaki? bwahahahaha. . . rito ang nakaisip non at hindi ako magtataka kung ikaw yon. . . NYAHAHAHAHA!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:58 PM
 
kung nainis ka dito, mas lalo siguro sa comeback movie ni gretchen- 'matakot ka sa karma' nga ba yun? beyond stupid
# posted by Blogger moon : 1:01 AM
 
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