Friday, April 28, 2006

May Pag-Ibig Pa Kaya?


CAST:


Judy Ann Santos .... Emily
Luis Alandy .... Alberto
Vhong Navarro .... Lester
Matet De Leon .... Tere
Gladys Reyes .... Pilar
Pinky Amador
Jeffrey Santos

Oh, oh, alam ko na ang sasabihin nyo. Bakit may napasingit na medyo lumang movie dito? Kasi naman nung pumunta ako sa Pinoy store last time, naubusan ako ng moolah. Enough na lang ang peya ko para makabili ng 2 bags ng tuyo (dried fish). Yun kasi ang ulam namin, breakfast at dinner (oo, hindi na kami naglu-lunch, sayang pa ang peya). So naisip ko, makainom na lang ng maraming tubig at isang balot na isda na lang ang bibilhin ko, tapos yung matirang pera, ipanghihiram ko na lang ng DVD. Kaso mo, hindi pang "new release" ang pera ko, pang-luma lang. So heto, pero sosyal ako no? I will call this review:

FILM/MOVIE REWIND:

PLOT: While in college, Juday has a crush on Luis. Kaya lang Luis is a jerk na no pansin si Juday. Nung mag-join pa sila ng debate team, minura mula ulo hanggang paa si Juday. Nung nag-work na sila, coincidence na naging mag-opismeyts sila. Near the end nagkalablaban (fell inlove) yung 2, kaso mo itong bwiset na si Luis, jowa pala si Matet na VPP (Vest Prends Poreber) ni Juday. Tapos nung huli, dinaya pa sa trabaho ni Luis si Juday. May Love pa kaya si Juday kay Luis after ng mga kagaguhan ng lalaking ito?

Ang masasabi ko lang sa story nito, kung sinuman yung writer, eh magpa-rehabilitate na sya kasi mukhang bangag sya ng isulat nya ito. Nung mga unang moments ng film, mukhang promising, esp. yung mga hirit ni Vhong. Pero nung medyo dumami na ang scenes ni Matet at ng mag-progress na ang pelikula, mukhang nagsimula ng mag-take ma-high ang writer nito or director. The movie doesn't make sense anymore! Yung scene ni Matet na lulundag ng building, out of place.

Palundag-lundag ang some scenes at hindi mo maintindihan kumbakit nagkaganun. Porn ba ito at mukhang masyadong maraming cuts o talagang sira-ulo lang ang film editor nito.
Si Matet, kelangan nya ng acting lessons. Hindo komo't si Nora ang nanay nya eh mamamana na nya ang talent ni Ate Guy ha? Tsaka bakit ganun ang ulo ni Matet? AN LAKI! Parang syang yung mga bobble-head dolls. Bakit di na lang ganun ang business nya? Mag-sell sya ng action figure Matet bobble-head dolls.

BAkit ganun ang mukha ni Gladys? Parang may beke (mumps)? Hindi proportion ang mukha nya no? Dapat magpa-face reduction surgery sya. Sa totoo lang, hindi ko ma-take tingnan kanyang fez.

Si Luis, yukkkk! Kadiri! Naririndi ako sa pagmumukha nya. Wala syang appeal. Pero may natatago syang talento. Kaya nyang sirain ang araw mo with just one glance on his face. No wonder wala na sya sa circulation ngayon. Buti pa magtinda na lang sya ng balut at penoy.
Pero ang PINAKA-AYAW ko rito ay ang message nito sa mga kababaihan. Ito ang moral lesson ng story:

Pag ang lalaki ay:

1. Binabastos at minumura ka parati
2. Hindi iginagalang ang pagkababae mo
3. Naglalayag sa 2 ilog
4. Niloko ka at dinaya ka sa trabaho
5. Self-centered at sarili lang nya ang iniisip

After all that, mahalin mo pa rin, dahil kokonti ang lalaki sa mundo. NOT!!! Oh my Gawd, I can't believe someone would write a movie like this and impart this message to the womanhood. Masyadong gino-glorify ang mga lalaki dito. Hindi ako man-hater ha? Pero come on, kung yung character ni Luis ang magiging boyfriend mo, sa una pa lang, tuhurin mo na sa itlog at humanap ka na lang ng iba. Kala ko nga si Vhong ang magiging bf ni Juday dito eh. That would make more sense, kasi mabait at kwela ang character nya dito.

To make the story short, Vhong is the only saving grace of this film, pero the first 10 minutes lang sya lumabas eh. Panoorin mo na lang yung mga parts nya kung hindi ka na talaga mapigilan.

Ang rating ko sa movie na ito? 0.5 Utots. Sana binili ko na lang ng daing (dried fish) pera ko, nabusog pa ako!


Comments:
sobra ka namang mang lait kay Luis. yong character ang laitin mo, huwag yong mismong tao.
 
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